Welcome to my Nightmare!

Welcome to my nightmare! Well, we made it past the Ides of March and a lot of things have changed! During winter break this year I have accomplished my most prized goal of my long, evil life and have graduated from an online Medical program with the University of Central Transylvania. (GO BATS!) There was very intense and frightening course work during the 2 weeks of classes. Dissecting living zombies, the physical differences between the undead and living (one eats brains and the other doesn’t! Who knew?) Of course, I made use of the Castle’s different graveyards for the mandatory scalpel practice labs and some of the local townspeople as well. But it was all worth it, as you can now call me - Count Von Abbittstein, PhD. Once I gained all this new knowledge, I then commenced convincing the Wicked Witch of the West that she should return back to being my Countess. After all she got her sisters red slippers, so it was time to move on. She actually agreed with me, so she has shed her black witch’s gown and once again she is my Countess. Of course my new found scalpel skills might have had something to do with this as well. The best part is she transformed her flying monkey back into Igorini! I had missed her bumping in to the walls and causing havoc in the dungeons. I actually have already cleaned out the lab so she wouldn’t revert back to her monkey ways of throwing poo when upset. Also my minions have remodeled portions of the Castle to accommodate my new research! Now I am able to continue the work of my deceased colleague the famous Dr. Frankenstein! Plus many, many other diabolical experiments that I cannot wait to unleash on the world. So that's where we stand for early 2010! Remember the 8th Annual Doctor Von Abbittstein's Halloween Extravaganza will be held on Saturday, the 30th day of October, in the year of our Count, 2010! Yours in nightmares and screams, Dr. Von Abbittstein, PhD and Countess Von Abbittstein, Igorini and the devil pets